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To "Spring" - That's when you break out of jail, right?

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Birds singing outside my window (after the city renewal I simply don't know where they find trees to sit in...)

This can only mean one thing:

The cold comfort of cosy winter in reaching its end and Spring™ is coming....



-No more hiding away the surplus fat in thick overcoats.

-No more legitimate ways for staying indoors and avoiding the company of my fellow men/ women/ barking dogs/ junkies/ alcoholics/ racists/ etc.

-No more snow.. The only bearable weather for Ambient Man©

-No more excuses for spending all your time in front of the screen ("what else would you want me to do? It’s f..ing freezing cold outside!")

-No more days gently wrapped in soothing grey.



Instead I’ll get:



-Glaring surfaces and bright sunlight hurting my sensitive eyes.

-Armadas of beer and cannabis-crazed Danes going nuts in the streets over the arrival of warmth and light - It's a Nordic thing...

-Gallons of gooey sweat spurting from the pores of my skin because of the extra pounds overheating my body.

-An utterly confusing collection of strange holidays which only mean one thing to the self-employed: No income on that day...



Well, it's not all that bad.





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