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Thursday, 22 January 2004

Posted on 00:29 by Unknown
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It´s one posting PER DAY here at "Don´t ask me..."

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A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, and with them are their

nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus

arrives, they discover it to be overloaded and only the wife and the

nine kids are able to board the bus.



So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while the

husband gets irritated by the ticking noise the stick makes as the blind

man taps it on the sidewalk and says to him:



"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end your stick? That ticking

sound is driving me crazy! "



The blind man replies:



"If you'd put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding

the bus!"

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