Hostess with the mostess.

I bought a movie with Elvira at a flea market - great stuff!

Joke sample:

Elvira is about to be burned at the stakes by a group of very conservative villagers in small-town-USA.

Elvira:"I don't want you to remember me as just someone with a nice set of boobs

- I have great legs too..."

Joke sample-2:

Something drops on her head and a character asks:

"How's your head?"

Elvira: "I haven't had any complaints yet..."



You get the picture.