Greetings Earthmen!

I feel I must present myself to your leaders, could you put me in contact with the brown men of your ruling class.

What brown men?..

The men of your nobility, I must give them presents and greetings from my rulers!

????

I see them all the time; they wear beautiful clothes and drive powerful shiny transporters, and are brown in colour.

Are you talking about the immigrants from foreign cultures?!?!

No, no, not the pale white ones in bad clothes riding those funny old two-wheeled things

Er, Pzilon, I think I'll have to explain a few things to you first...